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i come to bring random humor to your dash

siempremorphine:

goawfma:

yikes…”wife material” sounds like a bad job opportunity

He got the rice and still he bitches

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nonapkinsilickmyfingers777:

theshockinglyeloquentdog:

dozy-draconequus:

cobaltdays:

vainimaginations:

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What in God’s name is this

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Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

this keeps getting worse

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twilightisgay:

remember the first time you heard take me to church on the radio and it felt like your spine was being ripped out? good times

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legion-of-scouts-and-monsters:

aragingunicorn:

me in 50 years

I want to know what Miyuki did to piss off the fire nation the first time

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yeahiwasintheshit:

kcarrollworld:

radioactive-tempest:

omgimsuchadork:

frenchynilla:

ego-ann-16:

addranaintominecraft2k18:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

likeful:

epicghostdragon:

likeful:

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

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Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

What

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

MOTOR OIL??????

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Originally posted by vegemaryam-blog-blog

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twilightisgaynow:

kvitoya:

murdershegoat:

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i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

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